"THE NEW MAN FOR THE NEW YEAR"
Heres a question that was recently posed to the Dalai Lama to hail the birth of 2011:
What thing about humanity surprises
you the most? His answer was as follows:
Because he sacrifices his health
in order to make money
Then he sacrifices his money to recuperate his health
And then he is so anxious about the future that he doesnt enjoy the present
And as a result he doesnt live in the present or the future
And he lives as if hes never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived.
Krishna Prem here
I want to personally thank the Dalai
Lama for reminding me that I am the new man. Osho also reminds me that
Man will be ready to risk. The New Man will trust only his own experience.
Unless he knows, he will not trust it. No external authority can help
the New Man. The New Man will believe only if he knows. This is real
The new mans first responsibility to be to be aware of his body
In the human body, food takes seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
The new man is also responsible for clear communication.
For the new man it is imperative to communicate with the opposite sex I began this journey by thinking sex was simply a game of gymnastics.
As much as I enjoyed sex it only lead to even greater loneliness feeling like a rolling stone, I prayed to God for satisfaction And one day my prayers were answered.
I felt as though God came down from heaven to teach me tantra right here on earth. I wrote a symphony right after this divine experience as a thank you note to existence.
After Gods divine intervention, I felt compelled to teach tantric love-making whenever and wherever I was invited. I must admit I was surprised to find myself on occasion in an uncompromising position.
While in the hospital, I came to love the Red Cross nurses and decided to give myself to science I am proud to announce I am the founding forefather of the Orgasm Corporation, Inc. donating my sperm by DHL to lovely ladies in distress who want to conceive the new man.
Please reply to me personally if you are desperate to have an enlightened baby you are of course welcome to apply in person thus saving on delivery costs.
|Global Facts About Sex|
|At Any Given Moment:|
|FACT:||79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now.|
|FACT:||58,000,000 are kissing.|
|FACT:||37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.|
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|You hang in there, Sunshine!|
So please consider this DECISION FOR 2011
is not something to be achieved, it is just to be lived. When I say
that I achieved enlightenment, I simply mean that I decided to live
it. Enough is enough! And since then I have lived it. It is a decision
that now you are not interested in creating problems that's all.
It is a decision that now you are finished with all this nonsense of
creating problems and finding solutions. All this nonsense is a game
you are playing with yourself: you yourself are hiding and you yourself
are seeking, you are both the parties. And you know it! That's why when
I say it you smile, you laugh. I am not talking about anything ridiculous
you understand it. You are laughing at yourself. Just watch yourself
laughing, just look at your own smile you understand it. It has
to be so because it is your own game: you are hiding and waiting for
yourself to be able to seek and find yourself.
Wishing you a continuation of that build-up of energy in 2011.
Love and laughter, KP
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